Pity Pact

Summary

Who in the world would go on a dating show to find love?

Turns out, I'm that person. Paige Holland, lifetime resident of Elk Lake, Wisconsin, and dedicated seventh-grade math teacher.

I love my charming town, but there's seriously no single action here. Unless of course I want to date the painfully boring mailman or the kid at the Quick Mart. Hard pass to both. So, what's a girl to do?

Apparently, apply to Midwestern Matchmaker and hope the reality show gods will smile on me.

Enter the lawyer from Chicago, the vegan Pho chef, and Tim Ferris—my childhood crush. As luck would have it, the lawyer is a narcissist, I love bacon, and Tim is still hung up on his cheating ex-wife.

When one disaster after another—starring me—gets broadcast around the world, I seriously start questioning what I was thinking . . .