The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead
By Scott Kenemore
Read by Johnny Heller
Unabridged
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$35.99
ISBN: 9798200084791
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ISBN: 9798200084807
| Runtime: | 4.78 Hours |
| Category: | Nonfiction/Humor |
| Audience: | Adult |
| Language: | English |
Summary
Summary
Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you're not alone! But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, in this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness.Zombies aren't afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through The Zen of Zombie!
- Be adaptable—zombies make the best of a situation.
- Count your blessings—a brain in the hand is worth two behind the hastily improvised zombie barricades.
- W.W.Z.D? (What Would Zombies Do?)
- Slow down! Another delicious brain is just around the corner.
- Speak only when necessary—when zombies talk, people listen.
- Zombies don't negotiate—neither should you.
- Plus a ninety-day guide to complete zombification!
Author
Author Bio: Scott Kenemore
Scott Kenemore is the author of The Zen of Zombie; Z.E.O.; The Art of Zombie Warfare; The Code of the Zombie Pirate; Zombies vs. Nazis; and Zombie, Ohio, his debut novel. He lives in Chicago.
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| Available Formats : | Retail CD, MP3 CD |
| Category: | Nonfiction/Humor |
| Runtime: | 4.78 |
| Audience: | Adult |
| Language: | English |
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